Asking for computer help & similar
This is general guidance that applies to everyone.
I ran a tech help desk from 1995 to 2017. That makes me an expert in knowing what information I need in order to help solve a problem quickly. In a large percentage of cases, the customer's problem stems from the fact that he's trying to do something that was never intended to be possible, or that is possible to achieve but in a totally different way, or that is is simply not necessary (and occasionally something that is downright dangerous). The same principles apply, regardless of what you are trying to fix, whether it be electrical, electronic, plumbing, mechanical ...
DANGER! DO NOT PHONE OR EMAIL anyone if you are angry or upset about a problem. Take time to calm down and think rationally. If you appear to be angry or upset, people are much less likely to want to help you or interact with you in any way. In addition, you might kill any chance of getting help ... ever. DANGER! DO NOT ALLOW REMOTE ACCESS to your computer unless you are 100% certain that the person accessing it is who he says he is and has no ill intentions.
DO NOT PHONE OR EMAIL anyone if you are angry or upset about a problem. Take time to calm down and think rationally. If you appear to be angry or upset, people are much less likely to want to help you or interact with you in any way. In addition, you might kill any chance of getting help ... ever.
DO NOT ALLOW REMOTE ACCESS to your computer unless you are 100% certain that the person accessing it is who he says he is and has no ill intentions.
9. DO NOT refer to your inanimate device as if it were human. For example DO NOT state that "My TV/computer wouldn't let me ..." or "X-software can't see...". This is totally unhelpful. State exactly what you did (e.g. pressed a specific button sequence) and what you observed (e.g. a red flashing light, error message, a sound, or whatever). Take a photo or a screen shot of any error message(s).
10. Do write understandable English: start a sentence with a capital letter and end it with a full stop (US "period"). Check spelling. Don't use strings of periods .... or hyphens --- instead of correct punctuation; that makes the text more difficult to read. Avoid "txt spk" and unnecessary abbreviations. (It might save your time in typing but it can greatly extend the time needed for understanding.)
11. Include a brief description of your problem in the Subject line (eight words max.) and repeat it in the message body. (Don't limit the description to something obvious such as "Need help!!!".) Make this description meaningful so that people will want to read your message and can easily locate it later.
12. Check units - e.g. don't type "Gb" (Gigabits) if you mean "GB" (GigaBytes, which are 8 times larger). Don't type "MB" (Megabytes - a measurement of capacity) if you mean "Mbps" (Megabits per second - a measurement of data transmission speed).
13. Put a question mark (?) at the end of a question so that it's absolutely clear what you are asking. Don't type a bunch of statements and expect the reader to guess what you need to know. Don't put a question mark after a statement.
15. Providing complete information from the start is most likely to result in the most useful answer. "Complete" includes listing connected equipment, links to wiring diagram if available, clear photos, model numbers, history of the fault, list of things you already tried (e.g. rebooting, swapping connections, disconnecting accessories), tests, measurements, etc.
16. Always remember that YOU are the one needing help so be helpful and polite to anyone trying to help you. Ignoring them or criticising the manner in which they try to help is likely to leave you without an answer - not only from the person you offend but from anyone else involved.
17. Providing incomplete or incorrect information will greatly increase the chances of your being asked "why" or of being told "don't" or of being given the wrong answer or of your helpers simply losing patience. Avoid getting yourself into the position of having to write "I already tried that" or "I forgot to mention..." or "wait a week because I'm too busy to take photos". Nothing will annoy your helper more! Always include FULL details and state what you already tried.
In short, plan your report and question carefully; check for mistakes before you click "Send"; make it easy to understand. It may be easier if you type it in a simple text editor first, check it, save a copy, then paste it into the email or forum message window.
And, finally: you probably don't need to ask for help anyway! If you are seeing an error message, type the error message into your favourite search engine to see what it finds. Likewise, if you are observing a specific symptom, type a lucid description of that symptom, plus the make & model number, into a search engine. Don't forget to check "YouTube", too.
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