Unique Audio Products

	Tired of that scratchy sound as the loudspeaker voice coil touches the magnet on peak transients?	Order SIL00784 at £49.95 for 2cc Qty
Use our UNIQUE silicone lubricant. Supplied in a handy syringe with a 0.1mm needle, this applicator allows you to feed the oxygen-free silicone lubricant directly through the centre dust cover of the speaker.
	Sick of fuses blowing? This extra-strong fuse is spiral-wrapped with titanium wire that will never melt. ideal for those tricky pieces of audio equipment that use a lot of power.	Order STR-FUS007 at £9.95 Qty
	AMAZING Gold plated 13 Amp fuse filters out unwanted interference from the mains power supply.	Order GOLFUS at £19.99 Qty
	NEW! Ring-main cable replacement - by popular demand The quality key of our TurboKords is GULLIBELL's nearly unique cable weave...	Qty
...which is believed to reduce dramatically Radio Frequency Interference (RFI) (which is found on all mains supplies) and to prevent further absorbtion of RFI. Distortion levels within audio equipment are enormously reduced, allowing you experience a sound that is vastly more clear and pure, dynamicer and far more detailed. TurbiKords definitely eliminate system sound fluctuation and help to create an ultra-quiet noise floor, allowing unbelievable dynamics, lower bass and zero high frequency distortion. Listen out for a quieter noisy floor (expect more dynamic music and greater detail if you wish) and a much more condusive musical experience on your iPod. Order TurdyKord at £49.95 for a 2m length. GULLIBELL's unique woven cable 36 Ultra-pure copper conductors insulated with Tuflon™ Includes central Earth wire colored yellow SPECIFICATIONS Number of conductors - 37 (18 Live & 18 Neutral, colour coded red & black) plus earth Total live or neutral conductor diameter - 17mm Conductor material - Hyper-Pure OFC Copper Cable rating - 300A (77.65A per mm @ 200ºC) Central Earth wire - 15.5mm Total cable diameter - 100mm Insulation - Tuflon dielectric The cable is supplied with individually insulated conductors (no outer insulation). For ring-mains installation, the cable must be double insulated, and can be provided at extra cost. Note: only a fully-trained (2 week "how to climb a ladder course") engineer may install this cable.

	Gold plated Scart lead. In this unique product, the pins, metal shrouds and individual platinum wire strands have been coated with FIFTY microns of 7 carat gold...	Qty Order GOLSCA at just £524.95
...ensuring the highest possible resistance to corrosion and oxygen migration which could affect the picture colours that you see and hear. Double-shielded individual wires. Attenuation factor 27dB/m at 2GHz. Audio range 0.5Hz - 500kHz. Fully locking - impossible to remove once inserted into socket (no more worries about her accidentally disconnecting it while hoovering!) Supplied with a certificate of conformity to BS2011 part 2.1da. Notes: Automatically corrects the color balance problems associated with the NTSC system (does not correct the spelling). Ideal for use with plasma screens (prevents and removes the effects of screen bum - sorry, screen burn). Makes your Sky-SD pictures look like Sky-HD High Definition! Not guaranteed unless the mating socket pins have a similar plating (ask us about our unique mail-order gold plating service.) Not compatible with Nicam stereo signals or Dolby Digital 5.1 Length 0.3 metres (1 foot). Compatible with Windoze 98 or better (preferably MacOSX). Enhances brightness and sharpness and dullness. RGB wired for perfect color separation All 23 pins fully wired with bidirectional 75 Ohm double-screened oxygen free platinium wire. Solid magnetic gold shield ensures freedom from pixelation and blocking. Audio wires from pins 1,2, 3 and 6 ensure full Dobly® Digotal quadraplegic 7.1 sound with maximum bass, shimmering highs and unbelievable mid tones. Order GOLSCA at just £524.95 Which iPod? says "This is the sort of music player we could only dream of ten years ago. The sound is rips and the picture is truly AV quality". Babe Magazine? says "Fully rounded performance which fairy shrieks quality at you. The highs and lows are what we've cum to expect from this girl who, although a little short, is a real beaut!"

Gold-plated HDMI cable uses magnesium diboride conductors and has a carbon fibre sheath for maximum strength and water resistance up to 300 fathoms. Ideal for underwater filming. In dry weather, keep cable moist to avoid cracking.	Gold-plated HDMI cable 100m long. Voted "cable of the year" by "What HD Screen" magazine readers. Order HDMI0362-100m at £599.95 Qty
Ideal for High Definition TV. Most people don't realise that the "digital" data is carried by an analogue signal. As there is no error correction in HDMI you can get degradation in colour quality, which may appear as digital noise on screen. In the worst case, the HDCP threshold decision margin can fail totally, with resultant loss of picture. This happens only with a long cable length or a poor connection but it's more common than you might expect. For a cheap cable, "long" might be only a few meters. In contrast, our unique HDMI cable is almost totally lossless as it uses a superconductor material called magnesium diboride which exhibits zero resistance at 39 degrees. Consequently, transmitting high quality digital signals over a 100 metre length is no problem at all. In addition, it's plated with 78 carat berillium-gold to give minimum "skin-effect" resistance at high frequencies, thus minimising degradation of the square-wave leading edges and ensuring accurate threshold decision for every digital bit transmitted.
	Power surges and lightning strikes can damage or reduce the life of home entertainment and other electronic equipment. Did you know simply switching appliances on and off can create potentially harmful electrical imbalances?
The Belting ShureAV Home Theater Serge Protector is your premiere solution for clean, safe power and the industry's best in construction, ratings, and safety standards. The decades of research and power protection development have led us to the release of this breakthrough series. Using advanced design elements and top-quality construction as well as superior circuitry, including 2500-volt POV gold-plated components, the ShureAV Home Theater Serge Protector offers the most complete protection from power surges, AC contamination, and spikes available. All socket connectors are plated with 56 carat platinum-gold and are ROhC compliant. "Dramatic improvement in picture quality" reports Mr H Dude of the Digital Pie factory. "Unbelievable audio" writes N Goodbody. "I wouldn't be without my protection" says Ms J Birkin.
Qty	As the leading developer of surge protection solutions, Belting manufactures and rigorously tests all its products in Chinese factories to ensure your equipment will be safe from harmful electrical imbalances.

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